Thursday, April 30, 2009


"What should I do if my Alex Burrows boner lasts for more than 3 seasons?" - Some guy on the radio

Makes me cringe

People talking about how playoff hockey is “just so completely different.” Like the players are going to step on the ice only to realize that their sticks have been replaced with lead pipes, the ice has been melted into a swimming pool and the last one alive is the winner.

Makes me smile

Calling me to tell me that you won a $20 gift certificate for dog grooming, and you think my parents should have it.