The concealed reader

More adventures on the bus! This morning I was seated next to a strange fellow. I think I'm pretty good at reading people and he was giving me a definite weirdo-vibe. And then I noticed something interesting and somewhat disturbing. He was reading an Ikea catalogue, but he was actually concealing some sort of handgun operating manual. Very creepy. He was surreptitiously training himself in the use of firearms, and thought the rest of us assumed he was shopping for a new bedroom suite. No sir, you did not fool me! But you sure did creep me out.