Growing Up

Things that I loved when I was a kid, but I hate now

1. Barbie...that skinny bitch
2. Basketball
3. Wearing glasses
4. Eating carrots dipped in ketchup
5. The idea of growing up to be 6'3"
6. Sleeping over at friends' houses

Things that I hated when I was a kid, but I love now

1. Listening to hockey on the radio
2. Leonard Cohen
3. My freckles
4. Meat (except, of course, hot dogs...I've always loved those)
5. Going to the bathroom with the door open
6. Crumbling crackers into soup