Quitting my day job?

I'm considering selling tickets for seats in our living room window to watch people parallel park in the street below. It's more entertaining and scandalous than most reality TV - like the time the girl backed into a cop car (with 2 cops inside), then drove into the car in front of her, then backed in the cop car, then moved up, then backed into the cop car again, then drove away. That kind of stupid doesn't just grow on trees.