Wasting time

Writing in your Facebook status that you’re “procrastinating” is redundant. The act of using Facebook is an exercise in modern procrastination in the first place, so writing that you’re “procrastinating” is only a useless reiteration of what we already know. Nobody sits down at the computer, resolved to spend hours creeping around profile pages and updating their status. Facebook is not an activity, it's an evil diversion that I can no longer use at work because the site has been blocked. Fuck you Facebook....I miss you so much.