-Never buy a car without cup holders-Starting a sentence with "OK, but you can't tell anyone" always ends up with someone finding out
-Don't give cab drivers your credit card at the beginning of the ride, they're only going to crash trying to fill out the papers while they're driving
-Karma is a bitch so don't be a jerk
-Don't EVER sit directly on a public toilet seat, it's never clean and rarely dry
-Find a boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife/partner that's your best friend and life will always be awesome
-If you have a retainer and you don't wear it, your teeth WILL move
-Don't eat pizza when it's too hot...it takes patience, but if you jump the gun and burn the roof of your mouth, the whole pizza is going to suck
-Take lots of pictures, but don't forget to enjoy the moment!
-If he's not calling you, he's just not that into you!
-Don't finger or holler obscenities at other drivers, because they just might be conducting your next job interview
-Family and friends are more important than anything (even your Blackberry and your Bentley)
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